windsorfamilyvalues:

To be clear, one would never be so crass as to grope one’s husband’s bum in public; one was simply attempting to put one’s arm around his waist, however one’s hand was weighed down by the enormous sapphire on one’s engagement ring.

windsorfamilyvalues:

To be clear, one would never be so crass as to grope one’s husband’s bum in public; one was simply attempting to put one’s arm around his waist, however one’s hand was weighed down by the enormous sapphire on one’s engagement ring.